 01. Wake up more than one minute after they decide that they are hungry
If you ever feel like your relationship with your cat is too friendly, don’t worry there are plenty of ways to make sure your feline companion doesn’t get too chummy with you.
02. Allow their food bowl to get empty
03. Bath them
04. Be a dog
05. Be a large adult
06. Be a small child
07. Bring another cat home
08. Brush them
09. Introduce them to new family members
10. Invade their personal space
11. Keep them out of your room
12. Make them stick to their decision to go outside or inside
13. Pay attention to something other than them
14. Pet their belly
15. Put them in their carrier
16. Scold them for scratching the furniture
17. Serve them the cat food that they aren’t in the mood for
18. Take away one of their toys
19. Take them to the vet
20. Tell them to get off the furniture
21. Try to cuddle with them
22. Try to play with them when they don’t want to
23. Use the box that they love to sit in
24. Use your ‘baby’ voice with them
