We have prepared for you some funny birthday wishes so funny that it may chuckle you friends, family or loves one! You can choose to share from this list of funniest birthday wishes to cheer your buddy or to put smile on everyone’s face. I’m sure this will bring a broader smile to your friends, parents, family or you name it, so this special day will go in chuckles, laughter and loads of fun!
Funny Birthday Wishes makes your loved one day more special. No clue as to what to say? Need not to worry this is why we have compiled a list of the best chuckles and funniest go-to birthday wishes.

1. One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

Sad story on your birthday could be reminisce of a year lost of your life, however a reminder that could be transmitted funnily is that although a year is lost, there are more to come to giggle and blossom as you grow old by.

2. Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

This may be a go-to quote for your best friend’s birthday reminding him that he is growing older despite his birthday and to remember where his things are especially his car keys.

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
Ha, this is based on the premise that champagne is more ideal than traditional birthday cakes.

3. There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

This defies the excuse for being late on wishing someone’s their birthday at first and then adding a humorous excuse that you’re as ancient as a history course and your birthday wasn’t that peculiar in the guidelines of course, anyways still I am here to wish you a happiest birthday of your life!

4. The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

The funniest birthday wish that cracks you up is blowing candles late enough to burn the room with your hotter excitement for your birthday.

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5. It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

The beaming glow and the vibrant vibes on your birthday warmth the surrounding environment with your lovely charm.

6. Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

Just a friendly reminder that more birthdays brings you closer to your new life!

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7. It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

A great birthday comprises of the best wish from your loved one.

8. Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Haha, this funny birthday wish is intended to delight you up on your special day.

9. Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

What a feisty fire birthday wish!

10. You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

This can secretly get you your crush’s exact age (lol)

11. Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Every birthday comes with aging factor; nonetheless it was just a humor and a hidden wish to live longer to see yourself toothless.

12. Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

This pleasant birthday wish is simple yet funny! This birthday wish signifies the benevolent deed behind its words.

13. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

This is something your friend would never expect of, how mischievous of this.