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The 30 Best Funny Christmas Jokes Of All Time – Cracking Christmas Puns

Here are some best funny Christmas jokes  to make your holidays amusing. Christmas is the time when people stop what they are doing, return back to their homes and spend time with families. Sitting all together and telling some cracking Christmas puns make the moments even more delightful. To make your big day cheerful lets read the best funny Christmas jokes ever said.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas What nationality is Santa Claus North Polish How do you know when Santa's in the room You can sense his presents I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace So I bought her nothing. I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it. If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas. If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, Please send me a sister. Santa Clause wrote him back, Ok, send me your mother. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. funny christmas jokes The 3 stages of man He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. funny christmas jokes What do you call Santa when he doesn't move What goes oh oh oh What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen Snowballs. What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a man What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas. funny Christmas jokes Who delivers Christmas presents to cats Who is never hungry at Christmas The turkey - he's always stuffed! Why are women like snow flakes Why does Santa always come through the chimney Why doesn't Santa have any kids He only comes once a year. Why doesn't Santa have any kids Why is Christmas just like a day at the office You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas

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